Funk Anyone?

Well well well…..I see you 50….and I do NOT like you. Do not tell people we are friends because that would be a lie.

Yesterday, I got my new bifocals….

I’m trying to be cool and sassy…but now I have to lift my chin up to read the fine print and ….what in the actual world is happening?

I tried to take a pic where I have my tattoo showing and my hair fixed properly and the light showing on my skin properly….but this is how I feel…right here….very middle aged.

After a long day at work with the wrong shoes previously….I decided that I had to wear my comfy Keen shoes to work…then….it hit me.

If you say Dansko, Keen…or Hookas…you either have plantar fasciitis, or you are middle aged.

if you get up from the floor and make a soft groan…you are middle aged.

The absolute fabulous part of all of this? I do not care! I have earned every last stretch mark, wrinkle, dimple…and they are battle scars.

I now have decided that I have way too much crap in my house….I am purging like crazy! For fall and Christmas I am determined to take it WAYYYY down. I frankly, am tired. I am sick of wasting money on stuff that I just end up throwing away or giving away. I have no desire to go shop at Target or Hobby Lobby or even TJ Maxx….I am over it all!

I am tired of organizing and being overwhelmed by crap. I cannot find things and then I buy more. my brain cannot relax. My anxiety is sky high. I cannot just be….I cannot just rest.

Gardening is my new passion….I am considering a tiny greenhouse to start seedlings? Who even am I?

I check on my Dahlias every morning like they are my newborn babies….and I am not even kidding.

I am obsessed with my bird fountain (I never even liked birds) and solar lighting. I even bought a bird feeder that attaches to my window so I can watch the birds….and I yell at my dog when he scares the birds away.

As I write this, I agree it sounds serious….like how did this happen so fast?

Truth is….life comes at ya fast! It knocks you to the ground….but humor…. and some bad ass looking glasses can help you through it!

No matter what lane you are in right now….enjoy it! Embrace the bifocals and enjoy the comfy shoes….😘